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DEFINITION: n. A special type of gift, usually exchanged between partners, paramours and other mutual admirers, which is used to signal a desire for physical intimacy.
Verboticisms
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Breastowal
Created by: erasmus
Pronunciation: br east ow all
Sentence: Janice knew that Mike would love her breastowal, it was a guaranteed hit giving him a geek toy.
Etymology: from breast, as in heart felt and from the breast and bestowal.
Sensuoffer
Created by: ekath
Pronunciation: sen-sue-offer
Sentence: Thats a very nice sensuoffer he gave you. I hope you have an enjoyable evening.
Etymology: from sensual + offer
Eroffering
Created by: ErWenn
Pronunciation: /i-'rä-f&r-"i[ng]/
Sentence: It was supposed to be an eroffering, but in the end, it just creeped her out.
Etymology: From ero- (love/lust) + offer + -ing
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COMMENTS:
so that's what the Er in ErWenn stands for!! - Jabberwocky, 2007-02-14: 12:26:00
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Kisskringle
Created by: rikboyee
Pronunciation: kiss-kring-gul
Sentence: slowly she turned to look at him with a come-hither grin and a saucy demeanor..it was then that he knew he'd done well with his kisskringle
Etymology: kris kringle [x-mas gift swapping], kiss
Coytoy
Created by: quippingqueen
Pronunciation: coy/toy
Sentence: The wayward winker approached his paramour with some trepidation as he handed her his coytoy (a posh pink pot), in the hopes that she would play "tiddlies" with him after work.
Etymology: coy + toy
Boffering
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: baw-fur-ring
Sentence: When she opened the boffering of chocolates and handcuffs, Sue realized that Bob wanted more than just "someone to talk to."
Etymology: boff (slang for sex), offering
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COMMENTS:
You are on a roll!! Great word. - Alchemist, 2007-02-14: 06:07:00
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Whayorewa
Created by: adbern
Pronunciation: whee-or-you-wha
Sentence: i can read minds, so i give always whayorewa.
Etymology: WHAt YOu REally WAnt
Sexchange
Created by: chris
Pronunciation: seks-chaynj
Sentence: As Rupert opened Melanie's present to him, he felt consumed with lust; they had often swapped gifts before, but this was the first time they had sexchanged them.
Etymology: sex + exchange
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COMMENTS:
did that mean he got the flowers and she got a tie? :) - Alchemist, 2007-02-14: 06:06:00
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Orgizmo
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: orr giz mow
Sentence: "If they give each other one more orgizmo", she snapped, "i'll use their by now extensive collection of latex to strangle them both".
Etymology: orgasm, gizmo
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COMMENTS:
sorry, I already used my vote's but this one was great! - allwise, 2007-02-15: 03:05:00
same here, I like it. - w5lf9s, 2007-02-18: 14:50:00
same here, I like it. - w5lf9s, 2007-02-18: 14:50:00
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